Happy Birthday, Mike!

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Mikey,
Happy birthday to you!

I hope your birthday sushi is great - and the following year is even better!
Make it your goal this year to learn the difference between your and you're, and there, their and they're! It'll be a gift to yourself!

Re: Snowboarding Loser 11/06/05

First, read my post from November 6th of last year.

We went snowboarding out at Lake Louise for the weekend. It was my first time this season, and I didn't go much after I wrote that post last November. I don't think my duck is any less drunk. Even after 4 hours of lessons. What is wrong with me? I really do want to be able to ride down the mountain without falling on my ass 27 times. I have bruises covering probably 90% of my body! I did have fun, even with the falling. I laughed a lot and learned a little.

Days of our Lives

I hate the show Days of our Lives. It's corny and just plain silly. The actors aren't very convincing, and neither are the characters. The story lines are either predictable or ridiculous.

I watch it every day. I have been watching it for almost 20 years. I can't resist it.

What is wrong with me? I think I need professional help.