Snowboarding Loser

Wow... Today was my second attempt at snowboarding. Dean and I went yesterday, and then Marlow, Dean and I went today. I am soooooo bad. Unbelievably, horribly, terribly bad. I guess I can only get better. But, what if I don't? If you know me, you may have already guessed; I now OWN a snowboard, boots, a season pass. We went all out. Its alright for Marlow and Dean; they are learning very quickly. But me?? I look like a drunk duck with no sense of direction out there! I better shape up. What an embarrassment. Dean says; "Don't worry, hunny. You just have to work on your motor skills. " Huh? Wasn't I supposed to be done with that by the age of six?